You're probably expecting funny stuff.

alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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idk whether to die of suffocation 
or be pissed off
halp

idk whether to die of suffocation 

or be pissed off

halp


whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard

whoredinarygirl:

yet another unrealistic standard


houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild


from start to finish

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish


I think you mean the flame and shit emoji.

I think you mean the flame and shit emoji.


this would be me if my  school burned down 

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay


kobetyrant:

Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *GASPS*
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****Starts fighting******
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*


colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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naroel:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.


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